blvckgeezus:

boyy-bait:

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

Lmfao the pause

cartiercocaine:

My mood every payday

weeb-potato:

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

yardwaste:

Lana: I wish I was dead
Me: [sways]

laderdesders1:

fitmaree:

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.